Stand-up Guy

Literally, not figuratively

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I would like to meet the imaginary American who is genuinely excited that a couple of British people they will never know are going to have a baby they will never meet. What does this person look like? How much money do they make as a dental hygienist?
Drew Magary (via gq)

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community101:

The Day The Feathers Flew - Extended Promo that aired during The Voice. Airing this Thursday.

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tomabrady:

There was a fire at my apartment complex today, and my first thought when I pulled up to it was, “man if I had died in that fire, I wouldn’t have to go to work.”

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I think I’m almost ready to become the misogynistic asshole that everyone already thinks I am.